no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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