i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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