I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
it glows. i had to have it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
How many fucks given?
0.12846
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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