You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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go home
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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