Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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