just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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