i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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