i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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