Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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