I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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