you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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