I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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