WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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