Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
i out mim tonsoeep
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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