How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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