I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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