Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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