Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
