She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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