you turned your livingroom into a bong?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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