the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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