she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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