If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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