Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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