i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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