I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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