Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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