I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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