I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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