you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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