She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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