Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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