Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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