And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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