addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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