I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
birth control should be required to get into college
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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