He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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