When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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