I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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