So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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