Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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