Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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