I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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