The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...