what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.