no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow