You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.