She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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