Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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