i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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