We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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