i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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