We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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