Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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