This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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