shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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