Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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