My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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