She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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